I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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