Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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