with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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