Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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