Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
