Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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