I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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