so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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