I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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