love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
