I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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