I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
The Olympian is in my bed
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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