I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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