What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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