I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
