If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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