fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She even gives head with a lisp.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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