You're so nebulous sometimes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize