the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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