If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All I want is dick and wine.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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