I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I have demons in me.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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