and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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