I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
