Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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