She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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