How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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