Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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