Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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