What tipped you off? The sombrero?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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