Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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