so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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