she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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