I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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