if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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