I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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