I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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