Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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