I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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