i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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