You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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