Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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