You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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