Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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