there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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