Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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