I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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