Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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