Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
its not stalking. its research.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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