just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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