i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
operation harelip BJ is a go
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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