i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
