i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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