No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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