Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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