How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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