hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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